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WIFE SPEAK PHRASING: |
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ENGLISH TRANSLATION: |
| You want. |
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You want. |
| We need. |
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I want. |
| It's your decision. |
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The correct decision should be obvious by now. |
| Do what you want. |
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You'll pay for this later. |
| We need to talk. |
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I need to complain. |
| Sure...go ahead. |
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I don't want you to. |
| I'm not upset. |
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Of course I'm upset, you moron. |
| You're...so manly. |
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You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight. |
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Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! |
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I'm on my period.
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| Be romantic, turn out the lights. |
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I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient. |
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I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains. |
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...and carpeting, and furniture... |
| I need wedding shoes. |
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The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. |
| Hang the picture there. |
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No, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise. |
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I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? |
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I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me? |
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I did something today you're really not going to like. |
| I'll be ready in a minute. |
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Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. |
| Is my butt fat? |
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Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate. |
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Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me!? |
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[Too late, your dead.] |
| No. |
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No. |
| Maybe. |
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No. |
| Yes. |
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No. |
| I'm sorry. |
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You'll be sorry. |
| Do you like this recipe? |
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It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
| I'M NOT YELLING! |
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Yes, I am yelling because I think this is important. |
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In answer to "What's Wrong?" |
| The same old thing. |
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Nothing. |
| Nothing. |
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Everything. |
| Everything. |
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My PMS is acting up. |
| Nothing, really. |
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It's just that you're an asshole. |
| I don't want to talk about it. |
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Go away, I'm still building up steam. |
